They say each day is a fresh start but that doesn’t mean the scars disappear as the sun comes to light.
So I just hit my head on a beam
I don’t think that’s good when I already have a concussion …
Problem of being the daughter of a carpenter number 842
Me: What kind of guys do you like?
Karley (Younger Sister): The guys I've showed you.
Me: Most of the guys you've showed me are gay.
Karley: Shut uppp
Mum: *Looks to see I'm wearing the same sweatshirt I always wear* So, are you known for that sweatshirt?
Me: Yup. Did you know Einstein owned several of the same outfit and wore the same clothes every day to simplify his life?
Mum: Yeah, but Einstein also married his cousin . . . don't you being doing that.
So all of my grandparents have either moved away or are selling their house
During the winter months, my Mum’s Mum and Dad’s Mum (and their husbands) live in Florida during the winter months. My Dad’s Mum is in the process of selling her house and will live down the cape in the summer months. My Mum’s Dad (and his wife) have now moved to North Carolina. It makes me horribly sad when I can’t drive a half an hour to get to their houses anymore. I don’t like change when it means my family is leaving.
Mum: *Knocks on my door* Hey, are you watching porn in there.
Me: No, I'm watching True Blood, but it's kinda the same thing.
Mum: Hey, are you getting up?
Me: *Looks at clock* Oh jesh, yeah, I'm up, I'll get dressed.
Mum: Why? Do you have somewhere to be?
Me: Yeah, school.
Mum: It's 7 at night. What do you want for dinner?
. . . . this is my life.
Went downstairs to find an Italian chef making gormet pizza … . been a good day.
It’s the woman on the left.
