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I always forget I have plants in my room and then there’s the realization of ‘oh shit, I need to water those!’

Anonymous sent: Did "jitterbug" almost fall in the cage in the video?

Yes, she did. She often almost falls into the cage because she doesn’t pay any attention to where she’s hopping. I have to keep constant watch on her to make sure she doesn’t fall or jump onto me without a good grip … yeah, she likes to pretend she’s a flying squirrel … . 

Be well, kind soul,

~A

So this is what I do on my breaks … 

Meet JitterBug, one of the adorable ferrets that I spend my breaks with. Jitter got her name because she shook like mad and curled into my apron when I first picked her up. After she warmed up, she started jumping around like she was on a caffeine high - thus the name JitterBug.

I kid you not when I say that it will hurt to see this little critter find a new home … . I know this because it happens with every ferret or snake that finds a new home. 

Meet JitterBug, one of the adorable ferrets that I spend my breaks with. Jitter got her name because she shook like mad and curled into my apron when I first picked her up. After she warmed up, she started jumping around like she was on a caffeine high - thus the name JitterBug.

I kid you not when I say that it will hurt to see this little critter find a new home … . I know this because it happens with every ferret or snake that finds a new home. 

Anonymous sent: What is a Kiyote? I'm confused

Kiyote is my cat. That is his name.

That’s him =^.^=

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Be well, curious soul,

~A

I always manage to make doctors question my sanity

As I was finishing up booking my next appointment, I saw a little basket filled with stickers. I saw some of the stickers we’ve seen forever (picture below) and the first thing that comes out of my damn mouth is - ‘I know this is sad, but I bet you a fair chunk of these animals are dead’

The lady behind the desk looked at me and said - ‘that’s the most fucked up thing I’ve heard all day’. I merely nodded my head, took my appointment card, left the building and said - ‘what the fuck is wrong with me?’

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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Hannibal, Rumple, Loki, Frank-N-Furter … . 

welp

The shit I’m finding while cleaning is ridiculous

I found a sleeping bag from when I was like 10, I found my old Wicca pendant, I found a Twilight Scene It, I found a hamster ball (I haven’t had a mouse in three years), I’ve found countless silverware, and three broken alarm clocks.

Yup.

There’s shit everywhere. I can barely open my door.

  • Mum: *walks in while I'm cleaning* Did you want a vanity to replace your old desk?
  • Me: How do I feel about mirrors at night?
  • Mum: You're afraid of them.
  • Me: Does that answer your question
  • Mum: Yes *closes door*
So this is the accuracy of my life … then she texted back telling me she’d be arriving home in a strech limo … bloody fuck

So this is the accuracy of my life … then she texted back telling me she’d be arriving home in a strech limo … bloody fuck

So, my room is a fucking mess and I’m throwing away a good chunk of it … Fun fun

So, my room is a fucking mess and I’m throwing away a good chunk of it … Fun fun

So, after spending some fun time at the vet’s office, Kiyote is under new medication. But I was just woken up by a clash in my bathroom that made me jump… going to investigate, I found him settled next to an upside down food bowl with scattered food … . he fell asleep in the food bowl. A+, kitty cat, A+.