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  • (So, at family dinner my boyfriend was going to announce that he's getting a new car and our apartment is coming along . . . didn't go the way we wanted)
  • Josh: *Puts his hand on leg and smiles* So, I don't know if I should wait to tell you guys the good news.
  • Boyfriend's Mother: *Eyes grow wide* You're pregnant?!
  • Me: *Puts hands up* Woah, no, that would NOT be good news!
  • Josh: *Purses lips* So . . . I got the car.
  • (So, after driving home from my boyfriend's parent's dinner night, I decide to stop at the grocery store because I know pasta is on sale. I go in and see soup is also on sale and call my boyfriend. He doesn't answer, so I text his mother saying 'no worries, all is okay, can you just have Josh call me? I think his phone is dead'. So, a few minutes later I call him and here's the conversation as followed)
  • Boyfriend: *really hurried* Hey, jesh, is everything okay? It's a little soon for you to be home, did you get into an accident, are you okay?
  • Me: Soup's on sale . . . I just wanted to know what soup you wanted
  • Boyfriend: *Long pause*
  • Me: I got clam chowder already, but there's chicken soup and beef stu and . . .
  • Boyfriend: (All you can hear is him laughing)
  • Me: I'm not dead, just wanted to get some soup.
  • (TEXTS FROM LATER)
  • Me: That bill went from $38.27 to $12.64. I think I did good.
  • Boyfriend: Good, babe. You did good.
  • Dad: So . . . I picked up your 'medication' today.
  • Me: *Raises eyebrow* Oh?
  • Mum: The birth control . . . are you and Josh getting hot and heavy?
  • Me: *Rolls off the chair and onto the floor*
My girlies
P.S. That is my first rescue and yeah, she’s my baby now. She’s staying here until I can take her home

My girlies

P.S. That is my first rescue and yeah, she’s my baby now. She’s staying here until I can take her home

  • Me: I have been craving the strangest items lately.
  • Coworker: *jokingly* You're not pregnant, are you?
  • Me: Yes, I am carrying the child of God.
  • Coworker: I know you're a lesbian, but let's get things straight here.
  • Me: I'm going to punch you in the throat

420degreeview:

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

All day err day

So, I just realized these existed like ten minutes ago after they were posted in September. Nevertheless, thank you to the lovely Diz and Cassia.

smellyourfear:

snowqueenelsa:

You look like Ariel and an older Jenny!

Shit. If you look at it, you do.

Oh, dear Jess. How I adore thee. My cheeks do look rather like Jenny’s though.

rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

Be Prepared Loki Style during RKO Army’s Rocky Horror Avengers Show on January 24th. Hopefully there will be a video soon of the aisle dancers we had as well.

Staring myself as Loki, Casey as Black Widow, and Chris and Meems as Shield Agents. 

Thank you Stephanie Lee for filming this!

So that’s me as Loki. Yup

Anonymous sent: Word, picture
  • Word:Write out your URL in your handwriting

You wouldn’t think that would be as difficult as it was, but at 8am, all chances of things being steady are out the window

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  • Picture:Post a pic of your lovely face.

This is a bit old, but as I said, it’s 8am and the camera isn’t coming out.

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Thank you for the ask, dear. Be well [:

~A

MEET THE BLOGGERRRR

Name:  Ava (or Alex, though Ava is preferred)
The next movie you’re planning to watch: This question is always a toss up, for I have such a collection, it’s never easy to know what’s next.
The book you’re currently reading: Hannibal Rising. Though it’s a reread.
Favorite male fictional character: Hannibal Lecter, Loki or Frank-N-Furter
Favorite female fictional character: Black Widow
The number of songs on your iPod:  1,405.
Favourite word: Hoopla.

fahrlight:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

fahrlight:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…



yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time


yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

at the end of puberty:

After puberty:


LOKI IS THAT YOU

I fear it is!

Before

After:

Not as awesome as everyone else, but it didn’t do that badly.

fahrlight:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

fahrlight:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

at the end of puberty:

After puberty:

LOKI IS THAT YOU

I fear it is!

Before

After:

Not as awesome as everyone else, but it didn’t do that badly.