Me: What kind of guys do you like?
Karley (Younger Sister): The guys I've showed you.
Me: Most of the guys you've showed me are gay.
Karley: Shut uppp
Mum: *Looks to see I'm wearing the same sweatshirt I always wear* So, are you known for that sweatshirt?
Me: Yup. Did you know Einstein owned several of the same outfit and wore the same clothes every day to simplify his life?
Mum: Yeah, but Einstein also married his cousin . . . don't you being doing that.
Mum: *Knocks on my door* Hey, are you watching porn in there.
Me: No, I'm watching True Blood, but it's kinda the same thing.
Mum: Hey, are you getting up?
Me: *Looks at clock* Oh jesh, yeah, I'm up, I'll get dressed.
Mum: Why? Do you have somewhere to be?
Me: Yeah, school.
Mum: It's 7 at night. What do you want for dinner?
. . . . this is my life.
Me: So, yeah, the Westboro Baptist Church might be coming.
Dad: Who?
Mum: The idiots that picket funerals.
Dad: Oh. Well, they won't be away with that in Boston. Bostonians won't be putting up with that shit. I'm sure there will be some blood if they try and get too close.
My Mom Everyone
Me: Guess what mother fuckers might be coming to Boston?
Mum: Who?
Me: Westboro Baptist Church.
Mum: They won't get anywhere near what's going on. Bostonians won't be putting up with this bullshit.
Me: They says it's because we let gays marry.
Mum: Dumbasses
Me: *Comes downstairs after seeing a call from the school* Hey, what did the school say?
Dad: There's a half hour delay
Me: *Looks outside* Are you shitting me? There's a good six inches out there!
Dad: *Laughs* Yeah, there's no school; go back to bed.
Me: *Mumbles* Jerk
Asked for by anon because I’m wearing my Frank-N-Furter shirt. This was my 2011 class picture though.
~A
How I adore this old photo
Jonathan: Whoa! Would you look at the view from up here? You can almost see Budapest!
Me: HA!
Mum: Avengers reference?
Me: Yup.
