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  • Me: *Coughs* So, yeah, I'm kind of dating someone right now.
  • Mum: Boy or girl?
  • Me: Boy.
  • Mum: *Smacks me in the shoulder* Will you just pick a fucking team?
  • Me: *Grumbles*
  • Mum: I don't give a shit, just don't get pregnant.
Anonymous sent: What is one thing you find conflicting about being a lesbian?

Figuring out who pays for a meal when you’re both bickering over it.

Yup.

~A

Surfing about and finding adorable girls on bostondykes that I’m too afraid to talk to before clocking out for the night.

Welp … single Ava is single.

But be well, kind souls. The day will come when someone perfect comes into your life. Just believe it.

~A

Anonymous sent: Have you ever been with a girl?

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~A

I want a girlfriend

or well … 

I want the girl I have a crush on

nottonight-imonfire:

wifigodz:

america looks dumb sending a bunch of gays to russia to show them that it is acceptable and they should be treated equally but yet gAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL

THANK YOU

I will say this … Though gay marriage is illegal in some states of the US (which I am utterly pissed with and happy I live in Massachusetts), we do not put them to death for such a life. No matter how many times I say it, ‘LIKING THE OPPOSITE SEX IS NOT A FUCKING CHOICE!’. 

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

So I really want a girlfriend to cosplay with

And just hug, cuddle with, and love … any takers?

No? Otay.

I need a girlfriend.

I wish to have a girlfriend to spoil mercilessly, hug tightly, kiss warmly, and just love.

:/