Austin: The power's officially been out for 23 hours
Me: Lord . . . How have you been amusing yourself?
Austin: I've been staring at the ceiling

Such great friends

Don’t Bitch Out

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice

I believe I figured out a bit of that on my own.

Chandler’s Dumb States Game

You wanna feel good? SUCK IT UP

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—	Mimi applying aloe to Sydney

Earlier, Zephyr tried to give me a backrub

It ended up with me wincing in pain because he pressed upon my sunburn. I thought I was going to tear.

Sismance, man

Within ten minutes of being in my house I was asked

If I’m prepared (like condoms, birth control and shit)
If I’m okay with my sexuality
How many people I’ve dated since we last saw each other
How many women I’ve dated since we last saw each other
Why I don’t have a job
Why don’t I plan on going to a ‘real’ college

And finally

If I’m sleeping with any of the people in the car that dropped me off(Greg, Zephyr, and Ray)

Not a fan of these family cookouts.

Getting kidnapped by Greg

I love him so much right now.

My phone just went off and I thought it was a friend who I texted earlier

Oh, no, I didn’t scream; What the fuck are you doing up at five am?

Yeah, it wasn’t even him that had messaged me.

I love this boy

Me: Sweetie, how old do I look?

Danny: a sexy age.

Me: He's too cute.
Liz: Alright.
Me: Can I have him play Casimir . . . is that even moderately legal to kidnap him for?
Liz: I don't know.
Me: Oh my goodness, look at this photo (whosay.com/gublernation/photos/162674?wsref=tr&code=eaN39ep) 
Liz: This is weird.
Me: What?
Liz: YOU LIKING MEN IS WEIRD
Me: This IS weird.
Liz: YA THINK?

Me: Oh goodness, he's adorable! I'd marry him.
Liz: He?
Me: Yes, Matthew Gray Gubler. 
Liz: Do you realize what you're saying?
Me: *long pause* Oh dear lord.
Liz: HA.



		Werewolf Lover