You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to ****
Sometimes I sit and **** all day
Sometimes I get carried away
I **** slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I’ve started ****ing it’s very hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could **** forever, **** until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2 I love ****ing whatever the amount
1! 2! 3! 4!
Hey-ye-ye-ye Hey-ye-ye-ye
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
That’s  the song of the Count

I **** the spiders on the wall
I **** the cobwebs in the hall
I **** the candles on the shelf
When I’m alone, I **** myself!

I **** slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I’ve started ****ing it’s very hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could **** forever, **** until I drop

1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2 I love ****ing whatever the amount
1! 2! 3! 4!
Hey-ye-ye-ye Hey-ye-ye-ye
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
That’s  the song of the Count

I’m honestly sobbing right now

That was my childhood

I feel old

This is how I feel right now

Happy that I’m getting so many:

Stress of having to put all of these videos into a video under 10 minutes:

Yeah, I might be getting around 60 videos … . crud

Old spice style

I suppose I’m just so nervous about something that I’m just angry now.