Within ten minutes of being in my house I was asked

  • If I’m prepared (like condoms, birth control and shit)
  • If I’m okay with my sexuality
  • How many people I’ve dated since we last saw each other
  • How many women I’ve dated since we last saw each other
  • Why I don’t have a job
  • Why don’t I plan on going to a ‘real’ college

And finally

  • If I’m sleeping with any of the people in the car that dropped me off(Greg, Zephyr, and Ray)

Not a fan of these family cookouts.