Haha. Awe, thank you, kind soul. And no need to apologize, I must clog up quite the dashboard’s when I go on my reblog sprees :3
Be well, kind soul,
Is it Vito Corleone?
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
this makes me laugh every time without fail
THIS IS M YfAVourITE THIS on TISH StuPSID FUCKGI N SiTE
"The fuck you looking at, bitch."
you (nearly) sunk my battleship.
there are actual tear in my eyes
date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
People log out?
Wait. You can log out?
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.